...ready steady go!
ok so i havent actually done anything yet so go away and come back later
posted by Delicious McFabulous @ 10:02 am
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Delusions of Grandeur
...a delusion that you are much greater and more powerful and influential than you really are...
Friday, November 04, 2005
...ready steady go!
ok so i havent actually done anything yet so go away and come back later
About Me
- Name: Delicious McFabulous
- Location: Dublin but not by birth, Ireland
The world would be a better place if there were more silent discos. Lets start a petition...
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Slow and steady wins the race, SUCKAH.
p.s. I don't know who you are.
yay!!!
welcome ot the world of thw blog!!!
Its ethna!!!!
ETHNA HAS A BLOG?
But they don't have very much to do with drinking and dancing!!
oh there will be...won't there ethna!!?? Won't there!!??
yes there will
indeed!
and surely they are all about drinkin and dancin...?
i reckon there'd be no funny photos on frances blog if dancin and boozin were not involved
ps. there is a little girl at work today with writing on her arm!
did some people lie and tell her that permanent marker washes off easily...?
excellent artwork by the way
Hee-hee-hee!
I am the greatest artist known to drunks!
PUT THE LIME IN THE COKE, YOU NUT!
Also I'm pretty sure there are SOME funny photos on Frances' blog that didn't involve alkymohol. PRETTY SURE ETHNA. Not as sure as how dirty my jeans were after you pushed me into that puddle, but PRETTY SURE.
what puddle?
where is the evidence of the afore mentioned puddle?
having no recollection of said actions i require proof such as cctv footage or perhaps a DRUNKEN photograph (like the kind often, but perhaps not always, viewable on the marvellous blog of one frances downey jr)
dude, I WOULD have taken a photo, except I was in a puddle! Outside Whelans. In the gutter. I'm gonna completely smash up your bike next time as a dramatic act of vengeance.
WATCH OUT!
ok JUAN (who, by the way, doesnt like the boy version of her mexican name) said she was witness to the puddle fiasco so i am sorry
really i am
and i really dont remember
(which of course is no excuse)
i DO however remember you unceremoniously DUMPING my bike on the road and i feel you should know that my saddle now has a tear in it (however microscopic that tear might be)
so perhaps your vengance has already been wreaked..?
Perhaps.
You shall have to wait and see.
WATCH THE SHADOWS.
p.s. don't forget to keep December 3rd free for at least ONE PINT in Thomas Reids. OR ELSE.
This is the greatest blog i have ever seen. TA approves!
that better not be sarcasm!
smells awfully like sarcasm to me
Smells like BANANAS to me.
Don't they have that banana scented hair paste these days?
Maybe thats what you're smelling dude!
The Body Shop sells Banana Hair Putty!
..."It does actually look like a tub of mashed bananas or banana scented wallpaper paste"...
banana scented WALLPAPER PASTE?
that is just WRONG!
hurry up ethna!!
can my name be God so then its G-O-D@delusionsofgrandeur.com
or lushnumber2@delusionsofgrandeur.com
hurry up with what?
and no you cant be god
god already exists
and u are not godlike
although maybe you are...
what about DrunkyMcDrunk@delusionsofgrandeur.com
its rather apt dont ya think...?
I accuse thee of Umbrella Theft!!!!!!!!!!
Tonto! Then the song would be
G O D
Yeah you know HE!
And yeah dudes, I'm pretty sure that banana scented wallpaper paste is wrong, unless its edible or something. I dunno. Tontos email address should be
i_spill_pints@pintspiller.com
ummm...
I kinda meant
YEAH you know SHE
WHOOOPS.
edible wallpaper paste?
Peter, were you the child down the back of the classroom in primary school licking that glue paste concoction from the paintbrush...?
Ahhh, there's no point in denying it now!
As for thieving qualities what can I say? Tonto made me do it! She said I couldn't be in her gang unless I stole a brolly and then she beat me up and stole my lunch money anyway
AHEM...
I think you'll find my name is
BARON REDBEARD
actually.
You seem to be insinuating that I am Ralph-like! Damn you to HELL Ethna, to HELL!
I never said she had to steal stuff to be in my gang. I don't even have a gang!!
I wish i had a gang
I'm gonna start a gang and you guys can all be in it and you don't have to rob anything even simons umbraella but you will have to spill a pint we will be the spillers hahahahahaha
It was not my umberolly that was stolen.... She merely let it slip that the brolly she was clutching to her persons had not begun the night in her posession.... Clearly i have leet lawyer skills.
Oh Ethna is QUITE the thief. On Saturday her and Frances were drinking the same drink. Whenever Frances turned her back, "WHOOSH!!!", in Ethna went and stole a sup or two of Frances cider!!
OH MY GOSH IT'S TRUE.
(Also Jeanninnnnnne is a big sleepy head)
hmmm...
I dont think that is what happened.
I do remember Frances pouring a rather large amount of water into my pint of beer and then telling me it was for my own good and that I should drink some water.
- which was true
but my pint didn't taste very nice then
Yes, that is true.
Also HILARIOUS!
Oh you jokers!
apparently I take better care of my friends than myself. But look how my kindness was rewarded...my drinkwas stolen.
I have come to teh conclusion that 7.5% mixed berry cider, while being the most delicious drink anywhere, is not my friend. I shall just have to stick with the pear one.
Did you guys know that Mixed Berry Cider is the ONLY alcoholic beverage that causes "the dancing" in Simon? It is truly a sight to behold!
So while I agree that it can lead to disaster (or at any rate, Dun Laoghaire), in the right a hands it is a WONDER.
HOLY CRAP DUDE
I was just told that you
THUMPED
me on Saturday night.
Now, although I don't remember it (at all), I'm shocked and appalled at your violence! I must insist on a karaoke style apology.
Ralph, how can you tell if, i mean THAT, I am singing..?
seem to be making a habit of apologising here.
but there must have been a reason. Some provocation perhaps?
And I'm glad you don't remember cos I don't either. I found out on sunday - Supergreg and his amazing powers of memory (damn him)
he thought it might have been Juannine but she had already left
oh no more berry beer for me
(And I know its cider but it just sounds better)
And frances I dont think I stole your drink - its obviously a huge ploy to cover the tracks of the TRUE thieves - think about it...
As if I could provoke anyone into a physical assault on my person. AS IF. Guaninnnnnne did leave pretty early, I would have imagined that if anyone were to thump me it would have been her. HOW WRONG WAS I?
I guess it was one of those random acts of violence that I read about in the papers sometimes.
Berry beer just sounds sleepy, like "hibernation". Berry cider sounds JAZZY, like "amphetamines"!
are u a JUNKIE?
GOOD LORD!
Does the pear cider not have the same alcohol content as the mixed berry?
I don't think sticking with the pear one is going to leave you at much of an advantage young plant grower
Perhaps you should have had that BECKS NON ALCOHOLIC that you kept talking about - and learn not to give in to the peer pressure!
No I am not a junkie. You offend me Ma'am. Again I must request an apology, with urgency!
ALSO:
Mixed Berry Cider: 7.5%
Pear Cider: 4.8%
Using my LEET MATHS SKILLS I deduce that the Mixed Berry Cider has a higher alcohol content. It's nearly 50% stronger dudes!
ma'am?
Did you just call me MA'AM?
(only dogs and other animals with high pitch hearing capabilities heard that last one)
I feel old now. THANKS!
I DID!
Twenty is not an old age Ethna. You whippersnappers and your "age" issues...
I AM THE ONE WITH THE GREY HAIR!
I am not lost i am still here oh yes i am not gettign rid of me that easily oh no siree bob oh no way!!! hahahaha
Poncho, how could you possibly get rid of yourself...?
42 comments (so far)!
Ethna is the winner!
If blog comments were the way we voted for president, then Ethna would be president!
As it is, she will have to settle for the "Most Popular Blog to Comment On" award.
PRESIDENT ETHNA!
hmmm it has a lovely ring to it
("...watch as her head expands at an exponential rate...")
I reckon I could be president though but what would I be president of?
Jeannine just sent me a text saying her car smells like christmas.
President Ethna of the Republic of Drunkendancistan.
Of course he called you MA'AM, you ARE IN FACT OLD. I hope this blog never gets posted to. It wouldnt be the same i think. For the record, the mixed berry dancing was a one off.
45 comments on 1 posts that is pretty amazing
I am impressed
Like all energy I can not be created or destroyed simply reinvented and changed into something else....potentially stronger or nutser than the last one
its ok to dance simon its ok to dance sometimes
My country ROCKS!
Will have to think of some laws for the loyal subjects of the Republic of Drunkendancistan.
1. Well obviously dancing is a must, berry cider or no berry cider.
2. Drunken dancing will of course be tolerated in all cases.
little question here. does anyone actually dance sober...? apart from old people (and I don't mean me, I mean really old people)
I dance in work all the time!!
but anybody rarely sees me...
Ethna why have you changed your job type? Are you a bangarda or bansecurityman now?? Or is it just cos you protect the world from computer viruses that you've changed it
I just thought LAW ENFORCEMENT sounded cool!
but it needs to be said in a nasalised american accent to be truly appreciated
I always wanted to be in CHiPs
...those sunglasses...those bikes...
Or maybe TJ Hooker but CHiPs was way better
oh and I can be poncho cos I already am and you can be john!!
There we go!! You'll have to have a fancy dress party in your hous eso we can be CHPs...we can dress our bikes up like motor bikes!!!
Holy crap I dance around my lab all the time, sometimes it is the only reason I leave at the end of the day sane!
Republic of Drunkendancistan -
Rule 3:
It is a capital offence, against the state (treason even!) to spill ANY alcoholic beverage. The punishment: you must dance until your feet blister!
oh when will the torments end!!!
Rule 4: Having no money is no excuse for not going out....thats what toiletbar is for
Frances
That sounds DISGUSTING!
Luckily I know what you mean but could you make it sound more appealing please
Although how you, or anyone for that matter, can make going into the loo to pour a drink sound more pleasant is beyond me
Ah the art of money counting and deducing that by tonto drinking smithwicks and DMcF drinking guinness (could NEVER bring myself to drink that red stuff-YUCK) we could actually afford an extra round...
(See Rule 4 above)
Rule 5:
The state fails to recognise "I'm tired" as a way to excuse yourself from a night of drinking. The state recommends a LEGAL stimulant, such as sugar or caffeine, is taken, preferably in an alcoholic drink. Any person(s) who attempt to use this excuse shall be sterilised with rusty implements.
Rule 6:
The people of the state shall live up to the glorious lifestyles of the "Legendary Lushes", DMcF and Tonto, who instead of buying food, scrounged their remaining cents for alcohol, cheap not so tasty alcohol.
Now whoever said that Guinness wasn't tasty? It is that rare entity encompassing both taste and affordability! Good guinness, that is. Bad guinness, well, we just won't talk about it.
but smithwicks is tasty!! Not as tasy as guinness....and hey i never spend money on booze that i could on drink...I try and not do without either if i can. But sure guinness is technically a food and a drink in one...or liek an ice cream cocktail :)
what about if you have been out in drunkdanceistan and you're tired the next day and don't want to go out cos you partied far too harty the day before...is that ok??
Republic of Drunkendancistan
Its Drunkendancistan
Rule 7:
Any person(s) found to be 'too tired' to go dancing at the behest of the President will be subject to imprisonment and/or a fine of €79245679.
WHERE IS TONTO'S PICTURE
are u making a new one...?
Intriguing...
I WENT OUT INTO THE NIGHT
I WENT OUT TO PICK A FIGHT
YEAH
then Ethna thumped me. Stupid President Ethna with her stupid diplomatic immunity.
Just for the record, I didn't thump the baron, I did witness him DESTROYING DMcF's bike and then getting wrestled to the ground by her after and i left on Saturday cause I WAS BEING BULLIED!!!! BULLIED I TELLS YA!! and yes, my car does smell like christmas.....
I bet my iron level is higher than 15.2 today hehehe
And what were you guys doing last night!!?? Weel i think maybe ethna was out. can I be the minister for partying down and welfare??
I lost my picture and i can't figure out how to do another one booooo
its back PHEW!!
My tea smells like christmas!
Wait - it's mulled wine. SILLY ME!
Suggestions for the National Anthem of the Republic of Drunkendancistan
I suggest (in honour of El Presidente Ethna):
Bicycle, by Queen.
what about
don't stop me now!! also by queen
or I feel love by donna summer just cos its in my head
Don't Stop me Now is pretty good!
Rule 8:
EVERYONE has to cycle everywhere. Hurray for the bicycles!
I'm gonna get some streamers for my handlebars and those 'tony the tiger' thingys that you could get in the frosties box when you were ten for the spokes!
Today, good people, is National Bicycle Day.
You can ALL go home early!
YAY Home early!! Whos coming to Whelans tomorrow?!? We can make them play the anthem! :)
OH OH!
Get those clacker things too! The ones that made clacknoises on yer spokes. They were so great.
CLACKITY CLACKITY CLACK!
Guanninnnnnne, I have to meet a friend who is returning home from Germany for one weekend only tomorrow. I cannot guarantee that I can go to Whelans... :-(
I am goign to a gig tomorrow and so will probably not make it to whelans cos the gig is far far away in voodoo lounge which is liek I say far far away from anywhere
Dude, you could cycle on your compulsory bicycle. It is not so far as the bicycle cycles.
YOU ARE A DRUNKENDANCISTANIAN AREN'T YOU? THEN YOU WILL KNOW THW NATIONAL MOTTO:
"On yer bike, sunshine."
A most excellent suggestion!
Except that we have all seen what Tonto can do to items such as a pint glass under the influence of alcohol.
Imagine the consequences, if you dare, if she was let loose on the unsuspecting cycle lanes of Dublin on a Saturday night...
the girl ahs a point
what i was thinking is maybe i could buy one of those things that hooks onto the back of bikes. You know those things for kids?? And then I could a lift.....
Ethna could you come pick me up at about 11??
If that ever happens, let me know. I wish to witness such an event with my own eyes, to tell my friends grandchildren that
"I was there, sonny, the day Dublin fell apart..."
Drunken Ethna towing Drunken Frances through Dublin City? THE HUMANITY.
that conjours one of the funniest images EVER!!! It must be done!!it's kinda like th eblind leading the blind
number 80 i just had to even it up
Rule 9:
Cold is NOT a barrier to obtaining alcohol. Cold is simply a test of your faith in alcohol. Move past the cold, to the off-license and become one with the alcohol. Dancing to and from the off-license is a valid way of staying warm.
everyones gone away!!?? will the comments remain at 81 sorry 82
Won't we ever get to 100!! Come on people get the finger out!!
WEEKEND EXPLOITS
Have you acted in the past weekend the way a true Drunkendancistanina would? Were you drunk?
Did you snog an Englishman?
Did you go to an off-license at 3am even though you were already flutered?
ENQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW!
I was drunk on Thursday and Friday and Saturday!
I am extremely impressed with myself. I am an excellent President and example setter (modest too...) and they played the anthem on Saturday and I didn't even have to ask for it - obviously someone told the dj that I was there...
All hail President Ethna!
ALL HAIL PRESIDENT ETHNA!
My my my. What an example to live up to.
I SHALL PRAY TO BOTH OF THE PATRON SAINTS OF ALCOHOLICS (Matthias the Apostle and also Martin of Tours) TO HELP ME EMULATE YOUR PROFICENCY IN SUCH MATTERS.
I feel the need to point out that your saints help alcoholics in the quest NOT to drink so they might not respond to your prayers but its a worthy task nonetheless
Good Luck!
I am slightly worried for as far as I know I only had 5-6 maybe 7 pints on saturday (i know its still qutie a lot) but I've had more in the past, and I was fluttered. I started in Voodoo and made my way to doyles for cans to go back to tallaght (they wouldn't let us upstairs they said it was full) and then a long walk down o'connell st and a taxi home. I did manage to make it to bed and even put the alarm on afetr me when I came in although I couldn't find the 50squids i had stashed in my pocket. There was no dancing for me though :( only horrible horrible bouncers
flootered not fluttered oh you know what i mean
SO WHAT ETHNA SO WHAT! Saints are only fancy panys angels and if they want to mean anything to me then they will have to make me a super drinker.
Poor Frances! I'm pretty sure that the prevention of dancing in Drunkdancistan is punishable by death, so do not fret! Those bouncers will be dealt with in a manner most foul.
oh so peter is the head of security and punishing people ....general peter
I said it was a worthy task, didn't I...?
General "Sulky Pants" Peter
Frances maybe we could get a tandem? cos those carriage thingys look fairly dodgy turning corners and I would hate to loose you...splat... oops frances fell out!!
But I bet she wouldn't spill a drop of her pear cider, oh wait a minute, its Frances we're talking about here...
Who went dancing to an off-licence?
Do they have dancing in off-licences these days? What a great idea as long as the music was good - cheap drink, great music.
An ideal night out!
I think it should defo be a trailer thingy-majingy. For the purposes of hilarity you see.
Also remember it is now a offence punishable by BLISTERING-EXTREME-DANCING to spill alcohol.
So Frances:
WATCH OUT!!
Ummm... Nobody actually danced to an off-license I think, but they will have to as soon as Rule 9 is ratified by the "Council of Drunken Sages" (Ethna and Frances).
Frances, did you spill any drink on Saturday?
Do NOT lie to your president
If you spill another persons drink but not your own is the punishment lesser or greater or does it even matter? A spill is still a spill...
And drunken Ethna is extremely proficient at cycling whilst drunk - See Thursday and Friday and Saturday (and most other weekends too) - so I reckon we could pull it off quite nicely - I am a president of the people, for the people - I'll cart you home Frances! Don't you worry.
As long as you live really close by, that is...
This president does not venture often to the DARK side, I mean the northside
Thanks ethna...you're the greatest
No i didn't spill anyones drink but drinks were spilled on me!! I suppose its only right...karma and all that.
em i agree with the tandem idea!! I would like a tandem bike
I always wanted a tandem
or at least a go on one...
And if you were on the back you could doss and pretend you were pedalling and not pedal at all!
just sit back and enjoy the spin
that settles it ethna!! Lets bye a tandem bike!! a bicyle made for two
daisy daisy
Oh i'm all excited now for our bike...tandem bike
The official mode of transport for president of drunkendanceistan and her trusty number 2...ME...is a tandem bike
Dudes, a tandem would be awesome.
IF
You both wear 70's style clothes and sing Joni Mitchell songs while cycling along!
HEY! You know the way every country has its traditional clothes? I RECKON THAT Drunkendancistans clothes are 70's style. Mainly because it's an awesome country.
Comment 100!!
Ethna and Frances are two of the most awesome people known to people.
DISCUSS
do we need to discuss it cos I think we might be biased being that we are the most awesomest people known to people.
I think we definitely need hats and mittens.
well we are pretty awesome.
awe-inspiring too i reckon
what with the presidential status and the amazing technicolour marvellousness of Tonto
we could get matching mittens and hats and scarves for our tandem!
and a bell or two
BRRRRIIING BRRRRIIING
UMMM NUH-UH
How could the awesomest people be biased? Then there wouldn't be so much awesomeness I think.
I have mittens, although they are a dull non-rambunctious grey colour...
i wonder where we could hire a tandem bike for a day??
What a nice way to spend a sunday cycling tanden around dublin in our mittens and bobble
OH MY GOD!!! Kate just informed me she has one at home. She said we could borrow it some day!!! What are you doin on Sunday!!!
Well actually I'm going to be lying on a beach! Wooohoooobe!
Lanzz a ro(t) eeee
(the t is silent hence the bracket!)
But it sounds like such fun
What about the following weekend...?
LanzaGROTTY more like
Don't be mean!
Just because you are jealous - all you are doing is going around the WHOLE world for a year.
LanzaGROTTY, I mean Lanzarote, here I come!
Oh yeah, I forgot about that... Three weeks from today I'll be in Bangkok.
HOLY CRAP!
Also y'all simply MUST visit us if you can, wherever you can. MUST.
Also at least LanzaGROTTY is sunny!
FRANCES WILL BE FROSTY COLD ALL THE WINTER LONG.
Poor Frances who dances.
Frosty Frances
it has a nice ring to it.
Fab 'n' Frosty Frances
I am a bit bored at work today
Does anyone have any exciting stories for me? They don't even have to be true...
grr I will be cold and you guys will be warm....ah ha but at least when it is sunny here in the supposed summer it will be quite cold in the frosty OZ and NZ winters mahahahahaha
Yes the following weekend would be splendid for tandem biking!!
Oh i can't wait for tandem biking!!
Oh we should go to bray or something!!??
oh and i do like my new name fab and frosty frances cos I was quite frosty this morning and i am fab in general ao yes
Fab n Frosty Frances, minister for the interior (what is that), art and entertain and general happiness of Drunkendancistan. Also one of its founding members
:)
I think 'awesome' has gone to her head just a little!
And really Frances,
I would be quite happy to cycle to Bray but reckon you would get as far as bloody blackrock and start to cry - boohoohoo
When was the last time you were on a bike?
Oh wait a minute you didnt have the fab idea of putting the tandem into my car and DRIVING to Bray now did you? Cos thats cheating
Oh man, that reminds me of a wonderful New Years Eve I once had. See, I went to Bray to drink with some friends and it was good. However, we forgot that the DART stopped at about 8pm on the day in question, so we were stuck in Bray!
GASP
Since we were only about 16 and weren't supposed to be drunk, we decided it would be an awesome idea to walk home along the DART line, to Blackrock. I don't think that any of us have ever been quite so wrong since... It took five hours (because of a "detour" through a golf club). AND BOY OH BOY WAS I PRETTY TIRED.
So I guess that what I'm saying here is that Bray is pretty far away from Blackrock dudes.
maybe sandymount then
Hey yeah! I could meet you guys in Sandymount for a cheeky pint even.
JUST A THOUGHT.
I wanna a go on the Tandem bike!!!!
Ok so either Saturday or Sunday (3rd/4th) December
Frances can you knit that many pairs of mittens in time...?
hmmmm I don't know
Probably not
Juannine....there is only room for me and ethna upon the seat of a bicycle made for twoooooo...but you can come watch us!! You're such a band wagon jumperoner. Or if peter comes too then we could rent 2 of them!!??
REMEMBER THAT THE THIRD OF DECEMEBER IS THE OFFICIAL DAY OF GOODBYES FOR SIMON AND I.
REMEMBER THE THIRD OF DECEMBER.
Also I am awful at cycling, but will give it a go!
Well you managed to cycle around the block on my bike
OR DID YOU...?
maybe you fell off and that is why your jeans were all muddy and dirty - from the puddle you FELL into when you FELL off my bike!
(nothing to do with me whatsoever)
And seeing as we have to cycle in the day time to avail of the light of the day surely it doesnt matter that your party is on. Unless you plan on being in the pub from around 4pm...
Just a little point of note here:
If we are cycling on the Sunday we'll have to be up relatively early... relative to the late night that is... because we will need the aforementioned daylight...
Saturday might be a bit busy for a leisurely cycle
But Sunday might produce some completely functionless people with hangovers who may potentially chicken out of the dual tandem cycle...?
DILEMMA!
So we need to pick a day
I can cycle when drunk! WOOOOOO!
i would not chicken out of a Sunday cycle, even though I expect to be near death! Also I finish work on the second, so a bicycle based celebration would be delightful on Saturday.
I think what I'm saying here is that I am cool with either day!
How much does it cost to rent a tandem bicycle, and from where can one rent such a contraption?
Well obviously SOME of us aren't welcome on this tandem bike day out so maybe I'll just go get my own bike! and I'll go see Mr Coffee (since he's avoiding ethna!)
What the hell GUANNINNNNNNE?
I am hardly going to be cycling a tandem bicycle on my own now, am I?
YOU MAD EGG YOU!
I've been doing some googling and have found some bike rental places but i don't know if any do tandems. Theres one in dun laoighaire which would be handy theres loads in town. But again they don't say whether they rent tandems. Who would like to do the rest of the investigating like ringing the places!!?? I am busy today what with my practical
3-DAY ELECTRIC PICNIC!!
WOWeeee
Tickets on sale at some ridiculously early date but HURRAY all the same!
WHAT?
THREE DAYS?
WHAT WHAT?
God damn those guys. They wait until I leave the country, those f*ckers.
I am quite the busy bee today too. Get GUANINNNNNNNE to do it, she doesn't participate enough as it is.
where did you see the 3 day picnic?? Has anyone been confirmed? Are you going to go for 3 days? I think we should hire a van or something or one of those tipees!!??
Peter did you cut your hair in the end?
Juanine ring and see where we can hire a tandem bike
President Ethna your fabolous
(i know its spelt wrong its meant to be spelt wrong)
I am confused...
nothing new there then
(But 'fabolous' too it would appear)
I got an email
Tix 175yoyos for 3days+camping!
on sale from MONDAY? (like, hello?)
They haven't even announced a single band.
Farewell!
Do not miss your leader too much...
It will be hard, but try your best...
:)
NOPE I DIDN'T CUT MY HAIR!
I did however trim my beard slightly.
GOODBYE PRESIDENT ETHNA,
I HOPE THE NATION DOESN'T CRUMBLE AROUND OUR FEET WITHOUT YOUR BENEVOLENT RULE FOR A WEEK OR WHATEVER.
do y ou think it will say at 133 all week til the presidente comes back.....we should try and get it up to 200 for her. Keep her informed off all the lastest developments in Drunkendanceistan
9.00am friday 25 nov:
The minister fot general happines, art and music blah blah blah fab n frosty frances gave in and bought a new phone. The straw that broke the camels back was that the number 7 button refused to work and she got mad. She will miss her old phone. They had good times together...could've probably had many more if it wasn't for the number 7 button.
Also it was snowing. YAY!!!
General...any security issues you'd like to bring up?
CITIZENS OF DRUNKENDANCISTAN
Official Military Decree
Until El Presidente returns, all soldiers shall wear a black armband to signify the feeling of loss currently enveloping the military services.
Also on a lighter note it is the weekend. As per law, all must eat, drink, dance and be merry!
Or face TRIAL BY HOTDOG.
Have any of you seen
"Dancer in the Dark"
?
It is a film with Bjork in it and it may just be one of the best films I have ever seen.
It is a MUST SEE!
dancer in the dark is one of the worst films i have ever seen, i was made watch it in work (in the good ol' days of xtra vision!) and i didn't ring any bike places cause i was REALLY busy for once!
Holy crap.
I didn't realise that Juaninne was an idiot!
Dancer in the Dark was a tragic amazing film of amazingness. If you like music and like GOOD ACTING and are not impartial to sad stories then watch it.
Frances, I think you might like it.
Ethna, I think you might like it.
Juaninne, I think you've consumed too much British ejaculate.
:O
general that was quite disgusting to insinuated Juanine is a swallower. I mean we all know she swishes
Juanine are you going to take that!!??
monday....its freezing. I'm very tired. I had to go out all 3 nights to make up for the lack of the president Ethna in Dublin. It was tough going but i managed it.
Drunkendancistan Merit Award
The military would like to confer upon Miss Tonto Poncho the honorary title of Dancing Ninja Master for her activities over the weekend.
Tonto, we SALUTE you.
well i have a few people to thank...let me see. well I'd like to thank Brian and Jean for coming home. Not only was it great to seem them but it meant that not only did i have to go out on friday but also saturday night as well. Without them i don't think I would've gone out at all. I'd also like to thank sons and daughters for arranging a gig on the sunday night. Because if they hadn't then i would've gone home to bed a long time ago.
Special thanks also to the soldiers....roisin, general, brian and jean of course, joes bed, guinness, pizza....i know I've left people out but you know who you are!!
I hope the preseidente appreciates what I've done for her
Monday....afternoon...bored and still cold. Apparently botanists don't get heat on mondays or maybe just no tthis one. Drunkendanceistan is on order albeit a little cold
Tuesday....very cold. Nearly slipped on the way to work. It was slippy. My feet are particularly cold
OFFICIAL NOTICE
Slippy surfaces shall be used to practice
BREAKDANCING.
Take every chance to boogie-on-down!
COME BACK ETHNA!!! All is forgiven!! it's too cold!!!!!! and I locked my keys in my car today :)and Tonto, if u went to see that film tonight ur in soooooo much trouble!!
no tonto went straight home last night adn within 15minutes of getting home had massive fight with sister which was reconciled within 30minutes
Wednesday....not as cold. No slipping up on the way in. very tired though so much for getting up to 200 comments before the president came back....WHERE IS EVERYONE!!!??? And don't say working cos we all know you're not people.
Say something INTERESTING maybe and then we'll reply!
:-P
My arms are numb! Not from cold or anything, but just kinda feel dead! I think I may be relaxing after all the work stress I've been through.
Also pins and needles a little.
Poncho, aren't you a First Aide? HELP!
Take 2 panadol and talk to me tomorro...today i am not a first aider i think I need first aid or at least my bed and a lemsip and lots of heat. I think I'm getting a cold BOOOOOO!!!!!!
ERGO I have no sympathy for anyone else today
ERGO
You are a terribly first aide!
REMEMBER THE CREED
Help Peter... I mean OTHERS... Help OTHERS first.
Also
COMMENT ONE-FIVE-OH-YEAH!
thursday... the day the president RETURNS!!! and how do we greet here.....WITH RAIN!!! ah rain....wet my feet and shoes and make me cold rain!!
but as i already mentioned the president is back today
ALL HAIL THE PRESIDENT!! not a minute too soon i don't think i could handle another full on weekend drinking for me and el presidente
FANFARE
FIREWORKS
CONFETTI
Hooray! El Presidente has returned!
Vive l'Presidente!
HOORAY
TWENTY-ONE GUN SALUTE
And just in time for a big piss up weekend! yay!!
Friday...still no sign of the president. I hope she was not captured by our enemies in the evil state of Sobriety. I've never been there but i hear its terrible. the people are sad and they don't dance, everyone just wants to escape Reality (thats the capital). I hear everyones ugly there too and they talk oherently about crap....OOOOOOOHHHHH THE HORROR!!!!
you guys are weird
very strange indeed!
yes i am back but not at work - hurray!!
it is cold - boo
and it took me ages to read all the comments...?
what the...?
again back to the 'weird' statement
and gross too!
but many updates on the wellbeing of the state
Thank you all x
Blessed be the Angels!
They've returned you back to us safely.
The people are ecstatic beyond compare, truly.
on behalf of the governing body of Drunkendancestan I would like to welcome our 2 new memebers....the population now stands at 5. Until wednesday when we will loose our beloved yet stern General who will be off around the other worlds on a secret very important public relations mission, And also to find more drinks and new dances for us to try.
So the population will be 4...which isn't bad. WE now have an Minister for candy and a very junior vice president. What was juanines title again....oh yeah and a minister for foreign affairs.
Welcome
Frances, how can The President, The General, your good self, the Minister for Candy, an (extremely) junior VP and the Mexican add up to 5....?
Your math skills astound me
Also you forgot about the Court Jester but i dont think he was very happy about his title...
Whos the court jester was that simon?
I never actually agreed to be jester. After the OPEN REBELLION in the streets i doubt i would be welcome in the role anyway! HOWS UR WHITE HAT PRESIDENTé?? NOT SO WHITE ID WAGER! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
court jester....you tainted the white hat of the president!!?? tutututututut shame on you!!
this is why i suppose you are the jester and not the president and why i am not minister for education cos i can't spell good
or count right
OUR BLOG HAS PHOTOMOGRAPHS UP NOW!
Oh what a night! Early December back in ZERO FIVE.
And uh yeah, Simon will be facing court-marshall over the hat tainting.
ALL BY HISSELF.
oh i recruited more citizens for drunkendancestan last night. I even came up with the idea for passports...we need passports.
Are you doing the court marshalling general? Do i need to be present
Gee Peter!
you were totally uninvolved in the hat incident then...?
hmmm my memory must be deceiving me?
geen-ene wants me to confirm her position as Mexican Ambassador - Welcome Ambassador!
The White Hat has gone into hiding in fear of further torture.
And has been restored to its former and glorious whiteness!
Could we incorporate the white hat into the "Ker-wona Ker-wown!" for the passport Tonto?
not sure ker-wona ker-wown translates well onto the written page...
Think phonetically people
Well fellow Drunkendancistanians, I bid thee adieu.
I will miss you all.
Maybe though, if some of you could manage, there will be a reunion in distant, far off lands. Who knows?
Goodbye, dear friends, goodbye...
:'-(
Well fellow Drunkendancistanians, I bid thee adieu.
I will miss you all.
Maybe though, if some of you could manage, there will be a reunion in distant, far off lands. Who knows?
Goodbye, dear friends, goodbye...
:'-(
well in that case, expect to be invaded! make sure theres a bed at the ready! we'll have to try out our new passports sometime!
welcome ambassador to the forum!!
There will be no invading of any sorts that is not what drunkendancenstan is all about. We may mess fight each other after a night on the tiles but no one else!!
Bon Voyage!
Go n-éirí an bóthar libh agus slán agus beannacht libh go léir
:)
Hey since when could u do that! And Poncho, invade does not mean fight - at least not if the new locals just shut up and put up with us :)
EXTRA EXTRA!
The roving reporter Mz. Tonto Poncho last night uncovered the (soon to be ordained) official drink of the Republic of Drunkendancistan!
Behold the glory of CHRISTMAS BEER!
Yes, that is its name and it can be found in the lovely (?) Messers Maguires on Burgh Quay.
Citizens I urge you all to drink, drink and be merry
yours etc
El Presidente
Christmas beer christmas beer !!!!
It so lovely and warming and 6.5% mmmmmmm
I did feel silly walking up to the bar and saying emmmm my frined over there was given a christmas beer...is that whats its called and the barman said sure is!!! So then when people were asking me did i want a drink I'd say christmas beer!! And they'd say are you serious and I'd say sure am!! ANd then they'd come back and say it is called christmas beer!! And I'd say I know!!!
Am I the only one taking drunkendanceistan serious I mean it seems I'm the only one out there drinking and dancin I feel so lonely
WHERE ARE MY PEOPLE!!!!????
ponto toncho
(tee hee hee)
you are not the only one. I am currently dancing in my head.
see SEE?
And I wish I was drinking - not in an alcoholic sort of way but more a not wanting to be in work kind of way.
But alas I am in work so its soda pop for me
Super Extra Extra
Fellow Drunkendancistaninans.
Bangkok is great! Although pretty warm.
Miss you guys!
ireland is wet but ok but wet
How are the international relations coming along general!?
Guinness relations are only too good here in Ireland.
Why? Why do we do it? And on a school night? And with no dinner?
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Ah was the president out last night!!??
Ah poor president poor you!! I kknow how you feel being that state myself yesterday poor president
ATTENTION ATTENTION:
Fab n Frosty Frances might (just might - terms and conditions apply - you must be over 18 before entering the competition - always ask an adult before using a scissors... oh man, I've totally lost my train of thought... ah yes...)
she might be moving into Marvellously Majestic McFabulous' house!
Wowee
Think of the fun they could have
Oh the parties...
Oh the streamers and disco lights...
oh the sore heads and the tandem biking of it all!!! and the talks about crap and the amazing singing of it all......YAY!!!
Well we might have to gag you occassionally but as long as you are ok with that...
yeah sure no problem sure juanine does that to me to all the time anyways...i can be quiet sometime
belive it or not!!!
Sure wasn't juannine herself asking why was I so quiet at lunch I mean jeez louise!!! you hate me when I'm talkin non stop and worry when i don't talk at all I just can't win
Now hang on a sec! 1. I was very hung over that morning and 2. u were talking a load of CRAP!!! when i don't have a sore head and sick tummy I love to hear u waffle on about anything and everything :)By the way, can I have a bed too since I'm all homeless and stuff :( the floor will do just fine :) all i need is a jd to keep me company.........
Maybe you guys should give the local off license advance warning that Frances might be moving in?
It might be a god idea!
International relations are going swimmingly dude! It's a lovely place. Warm though.
hey!!!!!
Dudes....its happened!!! I am sick
I can't talk really and my throat is all scratchy and I'm all dizzy and I COULDN'T EVEN GO OUT LAST NIGHT!!!! Although staying in was party to do with me wanting to get better bUT NOW I'M WORSE!!!!
man oh man and its only 5 more days til the weekend!? What's a girl to do!!!???
NEWS FLASH!!
The president has lost her hat. It was last seen in the town of Maynooth, drinking may have been involved.......
Th hat may have been kidnapped by the Jester in revenge for his title, who is pretending to be in Bangkok but who is in actually fact belived to be in Galway
General....security report!!
Until the general can reply to this I am placing the Republic in Defcon 4....i don't think Defcon 5 is necessary yet. I am not quite sure what defcon is but Jeremy Clarkson was using it to describe how fast the car he was driving goes last night on the telly. So if its good enough for Jeremy Clarkson its good enough for me. Also it sounds good.
Presidente what are you going to do about your cold head!!??
In times like this I think it is traditional for the Minister for Foreign affairs to sit upon the presidents head to keep it warm until a suitable hat can be found to replace the lost hat.
Don't worry minister I'm on the missing hat case
Why would flu tablets have caffeine in them
BooBoo Bear!
you got booboo bear!
Yes I can (nearly) confirm that the white hat is AWOL.
Also seem to have lost one of my rings which I am quite distressed about.
But mostly I am just worried that I am turning into Frances...
I am also quite worried...
First juanine is seen to be sending drunken texts and heading off to strange english mens houses and not eating before she goes out
Second Ethna...losing things
thirdly Simon dancing
Fourthly (is that how you spell it) me actually staying in on a saturday night!!! And not drinking for a gfood while the last saturday ngiht i was out
What the Joe!? Whats next Peter Brien crying on simons shoulder over not being able to find his toothbrush
Is hell freezing over!?
Well it is pretty cold out there
in maynooth
Just to claify Tontos comments - The english situation has been taken care of, I DID NOT go back to their house in fact i haven't seen them in weeks! See wht u made me do!!!!
By the way tonto, we're gonna have words.........
Limited internet access makes these comments difficult to read! Difficult to the maximum I think.
I have ordered the military to go on full alert into search and rescue mode to recover the hat and ring. It's more likely though that they will eat, drink and be merry!
uh oh it seems i am in bubble with the minister and I WASN'T EVEN DRUNK!!!
I just can't win can i
see that too...the minister is blamin me for her getting drunk....that is such a frances thing to do
200!!!!!!!!!!
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