Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Whose bum is it anyway...?

Following the award-winning success of the News at Twelvtys "Whose mouth is it anyway?" the good people of Drunkendancistan bring you the following footage recently recorded in a local watering hole.

Cries of outrage were heard coming from one unsuspecting (and rather "delicate") member of the public as the following sight was unleashed on her...

BEEP BEEP BEEP (reversing truck sounds!)


"WHAT THE...?!" wept the terrified customer.

ANSWERS ON A POSTCARD TO THE USUAL ADDRESS!

35 Comments:

At 29/3/06 7:23 pm, Blogger Tonto said...

I KNOW I KNOW!!!!

:)

 
At 29/3/06 9:14 pm, Blogger Juanine said...

Oh My GOD!!!!

 
At 29/3/06 10:16 pm, Blogger Tonto said...

WIDELOAD

 
At 31/3/06 7:25 am, Blogger Sad Ryu said...

Ruby wax? Its certainly big enough.

 
At 31/3/06 9:08 am, Blogger Tonto said...

well.....simone...with an e to idicate that you are in fact a GIRL!!

WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT IT ANYWAY!!!

 
At 31/3/06 12:53 pm, Blogger General Redbeard said...

Is it Mrs Goodyear?

 
At 31/3/06 3:16 pm, Blogger Tonto said...

Oh my god you 2 are off my christmas card list!!

 
At 31/3/06 4:46 pm, Blogger Tonto said...

its actually mrs stay puff marshmallow (wo)man

 
At 31/3/06 5:38 pm, Blogger Juanine said...

Really, I thought it was a truck reversing...

 
At 31/3/06 5:48 pm, Blogger Delicious McFabulous said...

No silly!

Thats just the noise it makes!

 
At 1/4/06 5:45 am, Blogger General Redbeard said...

The levels of meanness are...


HILARIOUS!

 
At 3/4/06 9:28 am, Blogger Tonto said...

beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep

 
At 3/4/06 12:49 pm, Blogger Juanine said...

what has it gone so quiet all of a sudden?....

 
At 3/4/06 2:06 pm, Blogger Tonto said...

it had finished reversing

 
At 3/4/06 4:16 pm, Blogger Delicious McFabulous said...

...and she had knocked us all out whilst doing so...

;)

 
At 4/4/06 9:30 am, Blogger Tonto said...

:)

 
At 5/4/06 4:02 pm, Blogger Tonto said...

its all a bit quiet round here lately...no comments no nothing. Where have the poeple of drunkendancisstan gone!!??

Am i all alone here in drunkendancisstan? alone and sick to boot!!

 
At 5/4/06 4:37 pm, Blogger Delicious McFabulous said...

Sick in your boot?

Are your tail-lights broken...?

 
At 5/4/06 5:38 pm, Blogger Tonto said...

to boot =As well

Doesn't ti??!!

 
At 5/4/06 7:15 pm, Blogger Delicious McFabulous said...

GROAN!

I was referring to the fact that you are a truck... (see previous comments)

...with a boot...

...as in the rear of your vehicle... Geddit?

Oh what's the point? I give up!

 
At 6/4/06 9:18 am, Blogger Tonto said...

yeah i know

I was just being a smart arse :p

 
At 9/4/06 7:10 am, Blogger Sad Ryu said...

This is funny enough without me adding anything...

 
At 10/4/06 2:08 pm, Blogger Tonto said...

I ate your leaf everyone!!

 
At 10/4/06 5:11 pm, Blogger Delicious McFabulous said...

More like you made everyone sick!

sick with your love...?

nah maybe just sick with your germs

 
At 11/4/06 8:49 am, Blogger Juanine said...

I'm still sick and I BLAME TONTO!!

 
At 11/4/06 9:08 am, Blogger Tonto said...

wine wine moan moan

Maybe you were already getting sick even before the weekend??

Maybe it was the lack of sleep??

Could you be sick perhaps from the paddling in the freezing cold waters of the Atlantic Ocean??

Its always Tontos fault isn't it :(

 
At 12/4/06 8:56 am, Blogger Juanine said...

wine wine?! spot the alco! I think u forgot a couple of 'h's there tonto....and I don't remember anyone else COUGHING IN MY FACE over the weekend....

 
At 12/4/06 10:40 am, Blogger Tonto said...

there was no coughing into faces I coughed into my pillow, hand, sleeve, but no faces

 
At 12/4/06 10:04 pm, Blogger Juanine said...

I'm afraid you may have a few disagreers on one that one Tonto...

 
At 15/4/06 10:14 am, Blogger General Redbeard said...

WAIT.

Trucks do not have "boots".

They have TRAILERS.

A whole other thing.

 
At 16/4/06 1:56 pm, Blogger Juanine said...

who said anything bout boots?

I still haven't found my music...

 
At 17/4/06 9:12 am, Blogger Sad Ryu said...

Someone expell Juannine from the blog for not paying attention.

 
At 17/4/06 11:51 am, Blogger Tonto said...

we can't she'll only cry.

 
At 18/4/06 9:01 am, Blogger Juanine said...

what i do now?!?!

I think trucks could have boots...

 
At 19/4/06 2:50 am, Blogger General Redbeard said...

Juannine is SILLY!

 

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