Daddy I want...
A pony? A Puppy? Your very own island...?
Well what is it that the girls in Drunkendancistan are after these days...?
We asked a few 'random' people on the street last weekend. One of our interviewees says all you really need is your daddy and a practiced pout!
Professional Pouter Juannine (to give her her full title) helps the rest of us mere mortals with a few tricks of her trade - and we caught on quickly!
Trainee No. 1:
Trainee No. 2:
Trainee No. 3:
Queenie Jeannine-eee throws her eyes up to heaven in disdain at our feeble attempts.
STAND ASIDE PEOPLE
Oh yes! There can be only one queen of the pout...
And there you have it! No more worrying about how to get that new property or trip around the world. Simply get pouting!
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posted by Delicious McFabulous @ 4:19 pm
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10 Comments:
Do you have a death wish?
What the hell is the small print about?!?!
Juanine-eee is a POUTER EXTRAORDINAIRE!
POUT BLOODY TIME!!!
hahahahahahahah I made a funny. I think that is at least a 9/10 PUNTACULAR!!!
is that jean in the background?
YES!
el jeanio in a rare 'on-camera' moment!
TROUT POUTERS.
We were going for the
'Blue Steel' look actually
thats a tricky one...
I thought we were doing magnum....
Looks like Jessica Simpson
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