Juanine and the incredible story of her disappearing...
There once was a girl named Juanine who had a single flaw in her otherwise 'perfectly perfect in every way' appearance. Whenever a camera was near, her eyes would simply DISAPPEAR...!
Subjected to a life of torment and teasing by the Citizens of Drunkendancistan, (Seriously can you blame us? Have you seen that last picture?) she embarked on a journey to foreign lands in the hope of discovering the secrets to successful eye opening. There she was told the quest was hopeless and she should take solace in the sweet taste of The Scrumpy!
Juanine found that she could always keep her eyes open as long as she had The Scrumpy in her hands but her kind friends took pity on her and showed her the pretend superhero method.
Juanine, however, had the last laugh. She discovered the ultimate solution for disappearing eyes, SHADES! Is that a twinkle in her eye or is it the camera flash...?
posted by Delicious McFabulous @ 7:36 pm
7 comments
7 Comments:
Now that IS a skill!
I don't understand, her eyes are usually bloodshot and crusty, why would you WANT to see them?
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