Whose bum is it anyway...?

Following the award-winning success of the News at Twelvtys "Whose mouth is it anyway?" the good people of Drunkendancistan bring you the following footage recently recorded in a local watering hole.

Cries of outrage were heard coming from one unsuspecting (and rather "delicate") member of the public as the following sight was unleashed on her...

"WHAT THE...?!" wept the terrified customer.

ANSWERS ON A POSTCARD TO THE USUAL ADDRESS!

Party Harty Central!

Well not everyone knows where the magical palace of the president is...

Isn't she pretty. God bless her and all who sail in her...